homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

Ugh. Just discovered that the immigration services changed my family name when we immigrated.
Fucking American government.
I mean I always kind of knew they changed it but now that I actually know who my European family members were, it’s pissing me off.
It makes it kind of hard to find old world family if you go changing everyone’s names because you can’t handle anything more complicated than John Smith.
Whoever was in charge of immigration back then was a total deusche

"I’ve got to put my fingers pretty close to the blade to get this cut…but I won’t cut my fingers off, I’m not an idiot"
Guys. 
Guess what I did.

"I’ve got to put my fingers pretty close to the blade to get this cut…but I won’t cut my fingers off, I’m not an idiot"
Guys.
Guess what I did.

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

clackspoon:

 (✿◠‿◠) top gear

(◡‿◡✿) things about top gear

(✿”-_-) things about top gear that ignore james may

(ಠ益ಠ✿) things about top gear that are just clarkson, the whole clarkson and nothing but the clarkson

chromehearts:

I had the most surreal experience earlier today when my mom opened one of those round blue tins of butter cookies and there were actually cookies inside instead of sewing supplies like

I never thought about the fact that the cookies must’ve existed at some point, otherwise where do people get the tins to put their sewing supplies in

the-nigerian-prince:

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

image

okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

image

exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

It looks like a jelly bean. I want to eat it

iamjesushchrist:

Oh trust me, I’ll be leaving behind plenty of “clues” to make them believe this is true.

iamjesushchrist:

Oh trust me, I’ll be leaving behind plenty of “clues” to make them believe this is true.

dedicated-educated-fangirl:

luminousrabbitofcaerbannog:

misswallflower:

Private Bainbridge

Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.

Also known as dAMN SON

221 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

whitehouseartchips:

Eel Walker by Mark Newman

19 x 28 x 5 inches. Bronze Casting. 2009

marknewman.deviantart.com

velveteen-queen:

gulping:

Rubeus Hagrid

this is the best 

velveteen-queen:

gulping:

Rubeus Hagrid

this is the best