a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.
Ugh. Just discovered that the immigration services changed my family name when we immigrated.
Fucking American government.
I mean I always kind of knew they changed it but now that I actually know who my European family members were, it’s pissing me off.
It makes it kind of hard to find old world family if you go changing everyone’s names because you can’t handle anything more complicated than John Smith.
Whoever was in charge of immigration back then was a total deusche
(✿◠‿◠) top gear
(◡‿◡✿) things about top gear
(✿”-_-) things about top gear that ignore james may
(ಠ益ಠ✿) things about top gear that are just clarkson, the whole clarkson and nothing but the clarkson
I had the most surreal experience earlier today when my mom opened one of those round blue tins of butter cookies and there were actually cookies inside instead of sewing supplies like
I never thought about the fact that the cookies must’ve existed at some point, otherwise where do people get the tins to put their sewing supplies in
okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
It looks like a jelly bean. I want to eat it